Cosmo Poetica
Of two kinds of temporary insanity, one ends in suicide, the other in marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.
Sacha Guitry
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.
Joseph Joubert
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
H.L. Mencken
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
Pearl S. Buck
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Groucho Marx
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Voltaire
If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
Alan King
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Irwin Corey
